Mark Instinct – Subsonic Ritual (Mix)

Richie August, 1/2 of HULK, dropped this mix of badass bass tunes the other day. I’m super excited for his upcoming releases on SubHuman.

Tags: Mix, Dubstep, Subhuman, Hulk, Mark Instinct, Subsonic Ritual

Flick of the Week: 18 Again! (1988)

Classic 80′s cheese with George Burns and Charlie Schlatter switching bodies. I remember watching this on HBO as a kid and thinking I would never want to go back. Now, I couldn’t imagine the havoc I could create with the wisdom of age so young.

DOWNLOAD: 18 Again! (1988) | Netflix

Tags: 18 Again!, Flick of the Week, George Burns, Happy Birthday, MHC Feature

G-Scott – HA$H

I really dig this track from the young emcee, but I’m totally over rappers shouting out Pimp C on every lower tempo beat.

Tags: Chicago, G-Scott, Hash

Justice – On’n'On (Ruined by Rick Rubin)

I will never deny that Justice eats a lot of cocks, but this track is a testament to the fact that Rick Rubin could polish any turd into a diamond finish.

Tags: Electro, Justice, MHC Feature, Rick Rubin

Mayhem x Mark Instinct – Nerds (Preview)

Mayhem and Mark Instinct create a menacing bass track for SubHuman from what sounds like a sample from Revenge of the Nerds.

Bonus cut from Mayhem and Antiserum below the fold.

Tags: Antiserum, BAYTL, Dubstep, Mark Instinct, Mayhem, Subhuman, Tri Lambs

BBU – The Hood ft. GLC

BBU keeps rolling out singles in preparation for their album. This one features Chicago hero GLC.

Tags: BBU, Chicago, GLC, Hip-hop, The Hood

Gotye – Somebody That I Used To Know (DLake & Morsy Remix)

2/3 of Claire Hux link up for a Bmore remix of “Somebody That I Used To Know” by Gotye.

Tags: Baltimore Club, Claire Hux, DLake, Gotye

Principal and Football Coach Arrested As Masterminds in Pot Ring

Saw this shit on CNN earlier today, and the officer admitted that the amount involved was like 15 pounds over 5 years. The kid across the street from me probably goes through that in 5 days. This really shouldn’t have made national news.

Full story.

Tags: Marijuana, Real Life, Wisconsin, Teacher, Antigo, Organized Crime

Ed Sheeran – You Don’t Know (For Fuck’s Sake) ft. Yelawolf

Yelawolf links up with the young British songwriter on the lead single from the latter’s upcoming Slumdon Bridge EP.

Tags: Ed Sheeran, Hip-hop, Slumdon Bridge, Yelawolf, You Don't Know

Freddie Bunz – Vortex Cookies

Mr. Bunz laced Robot Koch’s and Cerebral Vortex’s “Vortex Cookies” (fLako Omegaman Remix).

Tags: Cerebral Vortex, Freddie Bunz, Naptown, Remix, Robot Koch, Vortex Cookies

Cypress Hill x Rusko – Roll It, Light It

Lead single off of Rusko and Cypress Hill’s collaboration EP that is due this spring.

DOWNLOAD: Cypress Hill x Rusko – Roll It, Light It

Tags: Cypress Hill, Dub-Hop, Dubstep, Roll It Light It, Rusko

Would You Hit It?: Dolly Parton

There was a point in time that Dolly Parton was securely wedged into the spank bank of every adolescent male in the United States. Unfortunately for Dolly, that was about 30 years ago. At the ripe age of 66, Ms. Parton doesn’t look that bad. Her titties are still ginormous, and plastic surgery has allowed her to look more like a doll than actual person. So would you? Would you be brave enough to see how far those monster tits have come to sag? Do you have the cajones to investigate whether she’s had labiaplasty?

Poll after the cut.

Tags: Dolly Parton, Geriatric Sex, Golden Oldies, Massive Bewbies, Mature, MHC Feature, Would you hit it?

New Drug Threatens Hangovers and Drunken Fun

Imagine a pill that could instantly sober you up no matter how much you’ve had to drink, or a hangover cure that worked minutes after swallowing it. Hardened drinkers rejoice: researchers are about to begin human trials on an “alcohol antidote” that may soon offer a cure to alcoholism, reports New Scientist.

The one thing is mentioned later in the article is that the drug could reduce the desire to drink. What the fuck am I gonna do when drinking loses it’s fun? More ketamine.

Full story.

Tags: Real Life, Alcoholism, Chinese, Hangovers, Medicine, Natural Medicines

Le Castle Vania – The Light

New nu disco from Le Castle Vania.

Tags: Atlanta, Indie Dance, Le Castle Vania, Nu-Disco, The Light

Casey Veggeies – Fuckin’ Awesome

New music from Odd Future ex patriot Casey Veggies. I must say that I’m feeling pretty fuckin’ awesome right now.

Tags: Casey Veggies, Dynamic Duo, Fuckin' Awesome, Hip-hop, Odd Future