Women that Can Pee Standing!

I was smoking a spliff yesterday with an old friend, and he told me a story about a female we shall call Baby Huey Baby Huey is an attractive young female that we both know, but we also suspect that she mildly retarded. Also, when Baby Huey gets frustrated because she is hurt or doesnt understand something, she becomes violent. At one point in time, she grabbed my friend (who is half cracker and half yellow) by the throat and called him “nigger” repeatedly.

Anyway, yesterday, he told me that she has the amazing ability to pee while standing and that he has witnessed this talent twice! I am completely blown away by this. I have seen devices on the inturwebz that allow women to stand and pee w/out making a mess, but he claims that she could just pull her panties to the side and spray w/out getting any on her. The first instance he described was on a busy street after last call where she pulled up her skirt, ripped her panties to the side, and proceeded to spray right in the middle of the street. The second incident occurred while they were camping. She woke up in the morning, pulled off one leg of her jeans, held it out to the side, and urinated into a dry stream bed.

I have heard stories of people who heard a story about a woman that could pee while standing, but this is the first time I have met someone that actually witnessed it.

Has anyone else known a woman that could pee while standing and not get any on her?

And I’m not talking about squatting against something like this mess:

~ by Mr. Gold on July 21, 2008.