Would You Hit It?: Mo’Nique

19 Oct

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Last week a resounding majority of you suggested that size doesn’t totally matter by voting affirmatively on Nene.  Let me rephrase the question … what if the fat bitch was Mo’Nique?  You can pick before or after her recent weight loss.  Me personally, I couldn’t do the shit.  I think she looks too much like a god damned warthog in the face.  I want to give her a septum piercing and make her snort, but that’s just me.  I’m fucked up like that.

Skinnyier pic and poll below the cut.

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5 Responses to “Would You Hit It?: Mo’Nique”

  1. tha Doc October 19, 2009 at 9:00 pm #

    HHHEEEEELLLLLLZZZZZ NO

  2. Your mom October 20, 2009 at 2:56 am #

    There’s no option for “fuck you, you judgmental cracker”.

  3. Mr. Gold October 20, 2009 at 10:56 am #

    ^^ Best comment ever!

  4. asian-american "from" bloomington October 20, 2009 at 11:49 am #

    Mr gold’s mom doesn’t use the word cracker =p

  5. gearldsgrotto May 27, 2010 at 5:21 pm #

    There needs to be a “head only” option…I bet she’s got Thunderdome

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