There was a point in time that Dolly Parton was securely wedged into the spank bank of every adolescent male in the United States. Unfortunately for Dolly, that was about 30 years ago. At the ripe age of 66, Ms. Parton doesn’t look that bad. Her titties are still ginormous, and plastic surgery has allowed her to look more like a doll than actual person. So would you? Would you be brave enough to see how far those monster tits have come to sag? Do you have the cajones to investigate whether she’s had labiaplasty?
Poll after the cut.