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Would You Hit It?: Meghan McCain

13 Mar

With election season in full swing, the little thick Republican blogger that gave me wood has returned to cable television. Seeing her titties constrained in those conservative suits got me thinking about her Twitpic SNAFU and how those lovely melons looked. Damn this bitch has some titties. The she opens her mouth, and I remember all over again that she is the daughter of that maverick John McCain and still an active member of the GOP. As big as her titties might be, I do believe there are some serious drawbacks to smashing this chick. First off, she is Republican. Secondly, her father is a nut bag POW that could come smashing through your window at any time attempting to effect his revenge upon Charlie by dismembering you. But damn….those titties….

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Meet Anna Gristina: The Soccer Mom Madam Worth $10M!

13 Mar

She was the $10 million madam.

Anna Gristina’s stable of 50 high-class hookers and the sexual appetites of her highflying clientele helped her reap millions of dollars — all of it cash, sources told the Daily News.

“She accepted no credit cards,” one source said of the upper East Side madam whose workers earned $2,000 an hour — or $25,000 for a lucrative weekend getaway in Europe or Asia.

Fuck Heid Fleiss, this bitch did it right!

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James St. James at Disco 2012 Party in Indianapolis (Video)

9 Mar

Indianapolis, I am rather disappointed in your right now. James St. James is a snitch and coat-tail rider. This dude has been living off the name he made from turning his best friend in for murder. Instead of bringing this bitch to Indy, why couldn’t someone bring the real mastermind? Peter Gatien! Or the true star: Michael Alig!

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Cute Thick Chick of the Week: Mesha

8 Mar

Bladow!!!!!34-27-44

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Beech Grove Councilman Paul Mobley Busted Trying to Buy $20 Blowjob!

6 Mar

A Beech Grove councilman was arrested earlier today after allegedly trying to solicit oral sex from a prostitute who turned out to be an undercover police officer.

According to the police report, Det. Tabatha McLemore of the Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department was in the 3600 block of East Washington Street about 11 a.m. when a man pulled over by the side of road. McLemore then walked over to the man, who was later identified as 63-year-old Paul Mobley.

The two agreed on $20 for oral sex. McLemore stated in her report that she told Mobley to pick her up behind a nearby building so that police won’t see. She began walking toward the building and Mobley started pulling forward, then hesitated and drove off.

I love it when local politicians fuck up!

Full story at the Star.

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Would You Hit It?: Tami Roman of Basketball Wives

5 Mar

If you follow this blog, you know I love the ratchet bitches of VH1’s and Bravo’s various wives series. This week’s poll is dedicated to the OG reality TV bitch Tami Roman. This woman has been a cunt since the second season of The Real World when she got David Edwards kicked off the show for accusing him of sexual assault for pulling over her blanket while she laughed. After getting the boot from Kenny Anderson, Tami has made her way to VH1 with the rest of her age demographic where she continues to be an instigating bitch. On the other hand, she is kinda milfy for being an obvious gold-digging hoodrat. So could you do it? Could you fuck her?

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Kickstart Your Own Wet Dreams with OffBeatr!

3 Mar

Well, Kickstarter, it looks like you’ve finally arrived. And I don’t just mean that you launched 27K projects, saw $99 million pledged, or attracted 30 million+ visitors last year — all of which equalled a sizable increase in activity on your compared to the year prior. No, I mean that your winning crowdfunding model has been adopted by the adult industry. Clearly. Indeed, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, and Groupon certainly saw its fair share of flatterers after its launch, but it didn’t inspire a response from porn, at least not in the early days. (Though there are those that are trying.)

All you need is a dream!

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Cute Thick Chick of the Week: Kristina V.

2 Mar

Now make that motherfucker hammertime! 36DD-28-49

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Ginger Stands Up for Bitches & Hoes (Video)

27 Feb

And if you were wondering, that is the same little turd that freaked out on South Park for making fun of gingers.

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Would You Hit It?: Sober Lindsay Lohan

21 Feb

In the early 2000s, Lindsay Lohan was the sweetheart everyone wanted to date.  In the mid 2000s, she became the crackhead that everyone wanted to fuck in exchange for blow.  Now, it appears that Hollywood is abuzz about Lindsay’s hopefully prolonged sobriety and impending comeback replete with hosting SNL and starring as Liz Taylor in an upcoming Lifetime biopic.  With all of this happening in her life, I thought it was time to give Ms. Lohan a spin in the Would You Hit It Poll.  So would you?  Could you fuck a sober Lindsay Lohan?  Is she more or less attractive to you without the lines of powder and extra heaps of crazy?  Maybe the drug use has taken it’s toll on her and there is no going back….what do you think?

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Cute Thick Chick of the Week: Ms. Mezmerize

20 Feb

This is me being lazy for a week and needing to catch up. I owe you a better caliber of hoe next week. 38-28-43

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Flick of the Week: The Bodyguard (1992)

16 Feb

Yep, that’s right folks … were milking Whitney week here at MHC. No really, I was inspired to post this after reading Bossip’s recent piece about white men that piss off “brothas” by dating hot “sistas”. Then I noticed that Kevin Costner and Whitney Houston weren’t mentioned on the list. For a blog as opportunistic as Bossip, I was a tad shocked! If you actually care, feel free to download the movie featuring that Dolly Parton song.

TORRENT: The Bodyguard (1992) | Netflix

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Would You Hit It?: Bobbi Kristina

14 Feb

Everyone’s favorite crackhead died over the weekend, and yesterday her crackhead daughter was rushed to the hospital after fits of erratic behavior. So the question is? Could you fuck the spawn of two crackheads? She’s not bad looking, and there is good chance that she is worth millions now that her mother’s catalog is posthumously re-entering the Top 10. However, she seems to have worse judgment than Miley Cyrus about doing drugs in front of cameras. Whatcha think?

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Cute Thick Chick of the Week: Aneesha Montae

10 Feb

A reader named AC hit me up the other day and asked for dark chocolate. Here you go man. 38C-25-42.

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Would You Hit It?: Big Ang of Mob Wives

8 Feb

A new character has emerged this season of Mob Wives: Big Ang. Big Ang is a 6 foot middle aged guidette that is addicted to wise guys and plastic surgery. I can’t find a single quality about her attractive other than that she seems like the downest bitch that ever was. On the other hand, she looks like her face was manufactured by Fisher Price and her tits seemed to be attached to the lower part of her rib cage. Could you do it?

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