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Would You Hit It?: Meghan McCain

13 Mar

With election season in full swing, the little thick Republican blogger that gave me wood has returned to cable television. Seeing her titties constrained in those conservative suits got me thinking about her Twitpic SNAFU and how those lovely melons looked. Damn this bitch has some titties. The she opens her mouth, and I remember all over again that she is the daughter of that maverick John McCain and still an active member of the GOP. As big as her titties might be, I do believe there are some serious drawbacks to smashing this chick. First off, she is Republican. Secondly, her father is a nut bag POW that could come smashing through your window at any time attempting to effect his revenge upon Charlie by dismembering you. But damn….those titties….

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Would You Hit It?: Tami Roman of Basketball Wives

5 Mar

If you follow this blog, you know I love the ratchet bitches of VH1’s and Bravo’s various wives series. This week’s poll is dedicated to the OG reality TV bitch Tami Roman. This woman has been a cunt since the second season of The Real World when she got David Edwards kicked off the show for accusing him of sexual assault for pulling over her blanket while she laughed. After getting the boot from Kenny Anderson, Tami has made her way to VH1 with the rest of her age demographic where she continues to be an instigating bitch. On the other hand, she is kinda milfy for being an obvious gold-digging hoodrat. So could you do it? Could you fuck her?

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Would You Hit It?: Sober Lindsay Lohan

21 Feb

In the early 2000s, Lindsay Lohan was the sweetheart everyone wanted to date.  In the mid 2000s, she became the crackhead that everyone wanted to fuck in exchange for blow.  Now, it appears that Hollywood is abuzz about Lindsay’s hopefully prolonged sobriety and impending comeback replete with hosting SNL and starring as Liz Taylor in an upcoming Lifetime biopic.  With all of this happening in her life, I thought it was time to give Ms. Lohan a spin in the Would You Hit It Poll.  So would you?  Could you fuck a sober Lindsay Lohan?  Is she more or less attractive to you without the lines of powder and extra heaps of crazy?  Maybe the drug use has taken it’s toll on her and there is no going back….what do you think?

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Would You Hit It?: Bobbi Kristina

14 Feb

Everyone’s favorite crackhead died over the weekend, and yesterday her crackhead daughter was rushed to the hospital after fits of erratic behavior. So the question is? Could you fuck the spawn of two crackheads? She’s not bad looking, and there is good chance that she is worth millions now that her mother’s catalog is posthumously re-entering the Top 10. However, she seems to have worse judgment than Miley Cyrus about doing drugs in front of cameras. Whatcha think?

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Would You Hit It?: Big Ang of Mob Wives

8 Feb

A new character has emerged this season of Mob Wives: Big Ang. Big Ang is a 6 foot middle aged guidette that is addicted to wise guys and plastic surgery. I can’t find a single quality about her attractive other than that she seems like the downest bitch that ever was. On the other hand, she looks like her face was manufactured by Fisher Price and her tits seemed to be attached to the lower part of her rib cage. Could you do it?

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Would You Hit It?: WWE Diva Kharma

31 Jan

After WWE Diva Kharma made her first post-pregnancy ring appearance at Royal Rumble this past weekend, I got to thinking … could I? Would I? This woman poses a number of issues. She’s a large female wrestler that looks even manlier than Chyna. Let’s be honest, there isn’t much attractive about her. She also just had a kid which means her vagina is like warm wading pool. On the other hand, she doesn’t appear to use steroids like Chyna, so she probably has a normal sized clit…. Hmmm…. so MUCH to ponder here.

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Would You Hit It?: Dolly Parton

24 Jan

There was a point in time that Dolly Parton was securely wedged into the spank bank of every adolescent male in the United States. Unfortunately for Dolly, that was about 30 years ago. At the ripe age of 66, Ms. Parton doesn’t look that bad. Her titties are still ginormous, and plastic surgery has allowed her to look more like a doll than actual person. So would you? Would you be brave enough to see how far those monster tits have come to sag? Do you have the cajones to investigate whether she’s had labiaplasty?

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Would You Hit It?: Chrissy Lampkin

11 Jan

If you’ve been watching this season (or even last) of Love & Hip-Hop, you know that Jim Jones’s chick Chrissy Lampkin has got some serious aggression issues. She has come to blows with both Kimbella and Yandy. She’s always talking about kicking someone’s ass. On the other hand, she’s fairly attractive. Could you smash a chick that could put a knife to your throat at any minute?

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Would You Hit It?: Kris Jenner

27 Dec

This week’s WYHI poll tackles the woman that turned Kim’s sextape into a brand: Kris Jenner. There is no doubt that Kris’s profiteering mind is extremely sexy, but at the age of 56 things have started to drop and sag. Could you deal with her light bladder leakage (that she turned into another endorsement deal)? Do you have a problem with her alleged use of Chinese sweatshops?

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Would You Hit It?: Pam Bondi

15 Dec

The other night while watching the Republican debates on CNN, I took notice of one of the question-askers…an attractive blonde that appeared to be in her mid 30s. I wondered how an attractive woman had gotten thrown in the mix. After doing a little research, I realized that Pam Bondi is actually 46 years old, Attorney General for the state of Florida, and is the same evil cunt that is lead attorney in the law suit by the states to overturn Obamacare. Too make it even worse, her campaign was endorsed by Sarah Palin. For being as attractive as she is, this woman truly represents all that is evil.

Knowing those facts, do you think you could fuck her?

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Would You Hit It?: Pregnant Beyonce

7 Dec

It would be fairly hard for someone to refute the claim that Beyonce is the hottest woman on the planet, so this week’s poll is merely to test your thoughts on fucking pregnant women. I’ve heard from several men that prego pussy is really good pussy. Me, I wouldnt know. I’ve always been a bit creeped out by the idea of repeatedly punching the fetus in the head. What about you?

I’m curious to know if the results of Pregnant Beyonce will be any different than Pregnant Heid Klum

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Would You Hit It?: Kreayshawn

30 Nov

This week’s poll question could probably be lumped together with Ke$ha … how much dirt can you deal with on a chick? I doubt that Kreaykreay routinely dumpster dives like Kesha, but I’ve never been too convinced of her hygiene. A couple of months ago rumors were swirling that Kreayshawn was dating Da Brat. Could you imagine being in a 3some with those 2?

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Would You Hit It?: Charla Nash (Chimp Attack Victim)

21 Nov

A few years ago, Charla Nash was attacked by her friend’s chimpanzee. In that ordeal, her face and most of her hands were ripped clean off of her body. Then 6 months ago, surgeons gave her the first complete face transplant. She just debuted her new look recently. What do you think? How’d the doctors do? Could you throw her a mercy fuck?

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Would You Hit It?: Casey Anthony

14 Nov

This week’s Would You Hit It? is Casey Anthony.  I’ve been pondering this question for awhile and have yet to develop a definitive answer.  Let’s be honest for a second….who doesn’t like a good-looking, crazy slut?!  And as person that never desired to have children, I’m not really sure it offends me that some chick may have killed her own offspring.  Have you seen one of those little shit-factories?!  The species that eat their young got it right.

Anyway, back to the topic.  She’s hot.  She likes to party.  My only hesitation is ability to make false accusations.  That just sounds like a rape charge waiting to happen.  What do you guys think?

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Would You Hit It?: Paula Deen

6 Nov

This week’s question tests limits of the saying that they way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.  Would you ever consider having sex with Paula Deen?  I know what you’re thinking….she’s old and plump.  On the other hand, she has a pretty face, and I would venture to bet that she applies her butter flavored lip balm to more than just those on her face.  What do you think?  Would you give down home Puala Deen a good southern pearl necklace?

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